This is the best thing I will see today. I have been giggling for five minutes.
i want this cat
Reblogged from Miss Worded
What is this feeling? Oh, yeah. It’s pride.Being President of the United States of America means you’re President for everybody.
Reblogged from Miss Worded
today i was referred to as “the boy” for the first time ever. milestones!
even crying in the fetal position i can still craft a good missouri joke also im glad no one reads this
in this kind of mood today apparently
so the gal compared us to amy and rory from doctor who
i’m not all the way caught up but so far:
- she has cheated on him once
- he has died twice
- she tried making out with another guy on her wedding day…twice
perhaps the gal is dropping some not so subtle hints
I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.
it’s the only jokes that give me a thrill
Reblogged from YA Highway
it appears proper diet and exercise actually works
I sweatshirt that i could barely fit into at the start of the summer fit well at the start of the school year and now when i just put it on it is too big for me. yay for not being a fatty.
