we're #1! we're #1! →
what’s weird is that I had debt of exactly zero dollars upon graduating. I’m assuming it’s all the aviation kids who had it all.
House Democrats spend week on food stamps →
brevetcaptain: runfromtheherd: liberal-linguaphile: Rep. Barbara Lee (D-Calif.) ate crackers and peanut for breakfast on Friday, while Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) solicited ideas for nutritional meals under $1.50. They and at least eight other Democratic congressmen are participating in the Food Stamp Challenge, which requires living for a week on the average food stamp allotment, according...
ya know what's weird
when people ask me about dates i go on or whatever I clam up and think to myself “hey it’s none of your business cockface.” But when people DONT ask I think “oh they don’t even care enough to ask? what cockfaces”
NOT PENNY'S TUMBLR.: i came up with some good... →
groans: 1. pokemon or digimon 2. who do you have a crush on 3. what is your favourite season 4. how often do you think about dying 5. when was the last time you were horny 6. putting a 6 in my inbox means you have read my blog while being horny 7. have you ever had a neopets.com account 8…. ha! these are hilarious.
Oh my God, can you believe he’s just a veterinarian performing surgery on a...– This recap of The Walking Dead is hilarious as that show is terrible
apologies for the minor TMI here but I need to do...
I absolutely cannot wait until I am married and/or in a serious relationship so I never have to wear a condom again. Those things are the worst. First of all they are like a vice grip on my downstairs and getting them on/taking them off/making sure they don’t cut off all circulation to there is some sort of olympic event. Secondly, Costanza is 100% right about the wrappers. That’s a...
On the other hand, if we’re a free safety on the opposing team,...– I’m not completely sure what to make of this Grantland post on Tim Tebow (personally I don’t have much problem separating the fact that I think he is a bad football player irrespective of what I think of him as a person, which for the record is that I think he is overall a nice, if a...
thedailywhat: Everyday Hero of the Day: On the Today Show, firefighter Jamie Giese recounts how he saved the life of Coda the 7-year-old Labrador with mouth-to-snout resuscitation after pulling him out of a burning house in Wausau, Wisconsin. [abcnews / msnbc / jezebel.]
Romney’s rhetoric is more informed than Michele Bachmann’s, less nutty than Ron...– The New Yorker’s David Remnick on Obama, the GOP and Qaddafi’s death (via gq)
my preseason top 25
I posted them here and here if you want to read some explanations, but if you’re too lazy: 1. North Carolina 2. Kentucky 3. Duke 4. Ohio State 5. Pitt 6. Louisville 7. Syracuse 8. UConn 9. Vandy 10. Baylor 11. Wisconsin 12. Arizona 13. Xavier 14. Kansas 15. Cincy 16. Belmont 17. Memphis 18. Michigan 19. Temple 20. Alabama 21. Gonzaga 22. George Mason 23. Florida 24....