but your (ok my) winnipeg jets are in 7th place in the east and looking at the fenwick power rankings are actually playing that well, unlike the minnesota wilds who are flukebombing their way to 6th in the west.
at the start of the year i wanted the jets to firebomb out to go for the #1 pick to take yakupov or grigorienko who are going to be fucking awesome but sadly i have fallen in love with this team and i can live with drafting jordan schmaltz or nic kerdiles and making the playoffs. now to get a canadian passport so i can go to a game.
Would you trade a year of sex for a Twins World Series?
i’m really not sure what it says about me that my immediate thought was GOD YES ABSOLUTELY but there you have it.
also if i may play lawyer, i notice you said twins world series, which i suppose could be construed to mean world series appearance, in which case no. but sex implies just sex and everything else is wide open, so if that were the case then yes i would and take my chances that the twins could win a 7 game series.
please rest easy. while i think bobby valentine is a total moron the reality is that he is no dumber than probably 25 managers in baseball. managers don’t do much differently in terms of in game strategy (especially considering the best strategy for a manager to employ is to do nothing at all), so they all hurt their teams a relatively equal amount.
in fact, i am willing to bet that because of how many injuries the red sox had last year that valentine will be a manager of the year candidate simply due to regression.
so really, stop worrying. but i still hate 99% of you.