we're #1! we're #1! →
what’s weird is that I had debt of exactly zero dollars upon graduating. I’m assuming it’s all the aviation kids who had it all.
House Democrats spend week on food stamps →
brevetcaptain: runfromtheherd: liberal-linguaphile: Rep. Barbara Lee (D-Calif.) ate crackers and peanut for breakfast on Friday, while Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-Ill.) solicited ideas for nutritional meals under $1.50. They and at least eight other Democratic congressmen are participating in the Food Stamp Challenge, which requires living for a week on the average food stamp allotment, according...
ya know what's weird
when people ask me about dates i go on or whatever I clam up and think to myself “hey it’s none of your business cockface.” But when people DONT ask I think “oh they don’t even care enough to ask? what cockfaces”
NOT PENNY'S TUMBLR.: i came up with some good... →
groans: 1. pokemon or digimon 2. who do you have a crush on 3. what is your favourite season 4. how often do you think about dying 5. when was the last time you were horny 6. putting a 6 in my inbox means you have read my blog while being horny 7. have you ever had a neopets.com account 8…. ha! these are hilarious.
Oh my God, can you believe he’s just a veterinarian performing surgery on a...– This recap of The Walking Dead is hilarious as that show is terrible
apologies for the minor TMI here but I need to do...
I absolutely cannot wait until I am married and/or in a serious relationship so I never have to wear a condom again. Those things are the worst. First of all they are like a vice grip on my downstairs and getting them on/taking them off/making sure they don’t cut off all circulation to there is some sort of olympic event. Secondly, Costanza is 100% right about the wrappers. That’s a...
On the other hand, if we’re a free safety on the opposing team,...– I’m not completely sure what to make of this Grantland post on Tim Tebow (personally I don’t have much problem separating the fact that I think he is a bad football player irrespective of what I think of him as a person, which for the record is that I think he is overall a nice, if a...
thedailywhat: Everyday Hero of the Day: On the Today Show, firefighter Jamie Giese recounts how he saved the life of Coda the 7-year-old Labrador with mouth-to-snout resuscitation after pulling him out of a burning house in Wausau, Wisconsin. [abcnews / msnbc / jezebel.]
Romney’s rhetoric is more informed than Michele Bachmann’s, less nutty than Ron...– The New Yorker’s David Remnick on Obama, the GOP and Qaddafi’s death (via gq)
my preseason top 25
I posted them here and here if you want to read some explanations, but if you’re too lazy: 1. North Carolina 2. Kentucky 3. Duke 4. Ohio State 5. Pitt 6. Louisville 7. Syracuse 8. UConn 9. Vandy 10. Baylor 11. Wisconsin 12. Arizona 13. Xavier 14. Kansas 15. Cincy 16. Belmont 17. Memphis 18. Michigan 19. Temple 20. Alabama 21. Gonzaga 22. George Mason 23. Florida 24....
stormingthefloor asked: I'm pretty sure Bill Self will be putting forth the same deal as St. John's, given that he just lost three of his freshmen. Good year to be a walkon.
A look at First Year coaches in the Big 12 →
40% of the teams in the Big 12 will have new coaches this year, so naturally I have to predict how they will do and also piss on Texas A&M’s campfire a bit more
Actually, You're the 47 Percent. →
this is the new bar for best tumblr
in a perfect world
on the next episode of PTI or around the horn or first take or whatever, hell even just on twitter, this is how it would go: Person, discussing the Red Sox: “Man that Josh Beckett is such a slacker gaining all that weight during the season. The man is a professional athlete and needs to keep his body in tip top shape and it is embarrassing what a slacker he is and his weight cost the Red...
oh, the internet
i should share some of the answers i got to the question i asked earlier. Getting talked down to, ftw. The tumblrs are srs bsns you guys. On a serious note though, thanks to Mike and Dennis aka an attorney who seems like a sensible person which, as a law student, i know is rare. because i am in no way sensible.
Thanks for the answers gents
Guess I won’t tell him even though I see him all the time and that is awkward. Then again I am usually awkward so
ethical dilemma alert
if you’re doing stuff with a girl and it turns out she has some guy she’s seeing and you had no idea (or at least no idea it was serious even though they’re not technically dating and from the sounds of it they won’t ever be exclusive) do you tell the guy or no? what if the girl ended up being not a fantastic person and you are fairly sure the only reason she talked to you...
i have decided to retire from giving a shit
no word on whether i will have a press conference or not
thanks to the lsu-florida refs
for giving me more reasons to think football is stupid
HOCKEY IS BACK WOOOOO
also here are my picks, for the record: Stanley Cup - Pittsburgh over San Jose Hart (MVP) - Evgeni Malkin (PIT) Vezina (best goalie) - Ryan Miller (BUF) Calder (best rookie) Stephane Da Costa (OTT) Best story in the history of the universe - THE JETS ARE BACK BITCHES
this took me somewhere between 20 minutes and... →
someone finish writing this thing for me
hopefully i can keep it under 3,000 words. #bloggerproblems
oh man michael lewis is on the daily show
what is the protocol
for posting something to the effect of “man that girl who just followed me on here is hot.”
because I fancy myself a music writer
it’s no real secret that my favorite band of all time is new found glory. mature? probably not. do i care? absolutely not. anyways, the gang released Radiosurgery, their 7th studio album, today (though I pre-ordered it and got it last week). If you are a new found glory fan, or have ever listened to them, you got what you expected: 11 catchy tracks (15 if you include the bonus tracks) all...